Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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