More tranny stories later!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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