Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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