Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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