who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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