3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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