6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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