I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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