69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
whose parrot is this?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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