Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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