Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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