If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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