I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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