Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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