He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
