found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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