i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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