youre lurking in front of me
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
id be glad to
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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