5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
A+ Viking dick
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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