The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Randomize
