At least make sure they are 18
Why
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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