is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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