How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
