He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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