Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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