Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
