and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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