I got chris browned last night
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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