ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I love having hate sex.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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