i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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