Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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