But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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