At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Boobs are out for the taking
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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