Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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