meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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