are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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