Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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