I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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