I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
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He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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