it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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