they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize