Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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