I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
This is the high leading the old right now
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
