At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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