Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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