Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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