are you so shy because you have an std?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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