Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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