2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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