There is no way he is gay with that hair.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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