covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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