3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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