did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
