dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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