doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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